Absolutely Halarious Voicemail

G&G Podcast Host
Rob Feature's picture
Joined: 06/01/2006

Ok guys...I'm taking the risk that this priceless voicemail we received was actually a joke. (it was done so well, I still think there's a 1% chance that it's real). As MF says: "we have the best listeners in the world..." And this voicemail is proof. I'm posting it here since we'll be on hiatus for a while.

Thanks for the huge laugh, whoever you are...oh, and if this is real, um...sorry.

Listen to the Voicemail

-Rob Feature
Geeks and God Co-Host
www.mustardseedmedia.com

Joined: 04/25/2008
W.O.S.W.J.U? (What OS Would Jesus Use?)

I'm thinking Jesus would have been an open source kind of guy. It seems to fit his philosophy, and it takes miracles to make it work right (rimshot).

Joined: 10/18/2008
Awesome

That's a funny voicemail!

Apples have been traditionally been used as the "forbidden fruit" of the garden which caused The Fall. The scripture doesn't actually say what kind of fruit it was but, to be on the safe side, we probably shouldn't take a chance.

As far as windows, Jesus said that in this world we would have trials and tribulations, so windows is good for that.

Of course, salvation is a free gift of God, paid for by Jesus, so I'm thinking linux would probably be a better OS analogy: it's written by other people, tested, and it free to the end user.

/ * Begin Signature */
It's a strange thing about determined seekers-after-wisdom that, no matter where they happen to be, they'll always seek that wisdom which is a long way off. Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

Joined: 05/13/2008
Def Not Real

That was awesome, no way was he not joking. I liked the part at the end: "Honey, how do you hang this skype thingy up?". Priceless.

Joined: 09/11/2008
If Moses had an iPod.......?

Ha ha ha ha ha..

BRILLIANT!!! Great! I Loved it! Forgive me, but I see Moses' 2nd reason to part the Red Sea: To keep his iPod dry.

Sorry if I offended anyone, but I now have a picture of Moses wandering around the wilderness looking for his usb cable.