That's a funny voicemail!
Apples have been traditionally been used as the "forbidden fruit" of the garden which caused The Fall. The scripture doesn't actually say what kind of fruit it was but, to be on the safe side, we probably shouldn't take a chance.
As far as windows, Jesus said that in this world we would have trials and tribulations, so windows is good for that.
Of course, salvation is a free gift of God, paid for by Jesus, so I'm thinking linux would probably be a better OS analogy: it's written by other people, tested, and it free to the end user.
Ha ha ha ha ha..
BRILLIANT!!! Great! I Loved it! Forgive me, but I see Moses' 2nd reason to part the Red Sea: To keep his iPod dry.
Sorry if I offended anyone, but I now have a picture of Moses wandering around the wilderness looking for his usb cable.
Ok guys...I'm taking the risk that this priceless voicemail we received was actually a joke. (it was done so well, I still think there's a 1% chance that it's real). As MF says: "we have the best listeners in the world..." And this voicemail is proof. I'm posting it here since we'll be on hiatus for a while.
Thanks for the huge laugh, whoever you are...oh, and if this is real, um...sorry.
Listen to the Voicemail
-Rob Feature
Geeks and God Co-Host
www.mustardseedmedia.com